July 29, 2005

spammed by the governor


Yesterday I was spammed but the Governor of Michigan in an attempt to get me to her re-election web site (which I will not link to). Include in the spam e-mail was and account name and password that they had conveniently setup for me. The message was not encrypted or secured in any way. I guess I should post the the account information here on my blog, it would be as secure.

I can't say that I am impressed with Governor Granholm she hasn't done much for the State of Michigan and I'm sure there are many people who would say that she has caused several of the problems that Michigan currently suffers. There is one thing that Governor Granholm did do for the state that I can actually say that I agree with and that is she pushed through Act 42 of 2003 (the UNSOLICITED COMMERCIAL E-MAIL PROTECTION ACT), which makes the sending of unsolicited e-mail a misdemeanor punishable by imprisonment for not more than 1 year or a fine of not more than $10,000.00, or both. 


Letter sent to the Governor and Attorney General

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July 28, 2005

declining education requires drastic measures

Even the classics are no longer sacred, which is apparent by the conversion of the Canterbury Tales of Geoffrey Chaucer into hip-hop. In an effort to make them more appealing to the modern youth, Baba Brinkman, has converted the Canterbury Tales of Geoffrey Chaucer into rap. According to Brinkman "The Rap Canterbury Tales started in 1999 as an experiment, an attempt to adapt Chaucer's stories into a rap style to make them accessible. Comparing Chaucer's poetics to those of rap artists was the subject of my thesis at the time and this seemed a natural extension."

Please wait for video to load (5M) to see Brinkman performing the Pardoner's Tale

 

Chaucer's Version
And up they stirte, al dronken in this rage,
And forth they goon towardes that village
Of which the taverner hadde spoke biforn.
And many a grisly ooth thanne han they sworn,
And cristes blessed body al torente --
Deeth shal be deed, if that they may hym hente!
Whan they han goon nat fully half a mile,
Right as they wolde han troden over a stile,
An oold man and a povre with hem mette.
This olde man ful mekely hem grette,
And seyde thus, now, lordes, God yow see!
The proudeste of thise riotoures three
Answerde agayn, what, carl, with sory grace!
Why artow al forwrapped save thy face?
Why lyvestow so longe in so greet age?
This olde man gan looke in his visage,
And seyde thus -- for I ne kan nat fynde
A man, though that I walked into ynde,
Neither in citee ne in no village,
That wolde chaunge his youthe for myn age;
And therfore moot I han myn age stille,
As longe tyme as it is goddes wille.
Ne deeth, allas! ne wol nat han my lyf
Thus walke I, lyk a restelees kaitif…
I moot go thider as I have to go.
Nay, olde cherl, by god, thou shalt not so,
Seyde this oother hasardour anon;
Thou partest nat so lightly, by seint john!
Thou spak right now of thilke traytour deeth,
That in this contree alle oure freendes sleeth.
Have heer my trouthe, as thou art his espye,
Telle where he is, or thou shalt it abye,
By god, and by the hooly sacrement!
For soothly thou art oon of his assent
To sleen us yonge folk, thou false theef!
Now, sires, quod he, if that yow be so leef
To fynde deeth, turne up this croked wey,
For in that grove I lafte hym, by my fey,
Under a tree, and there he wole abyde;
Noght for youre boost he wole him no thyng hyde.
Se ye that ook? right there ye shal hym fynde.
God save yow, that boghte agayn mankynde,
And yow amende! thus seyde this olde man;
And everich of thise riotoures ran
Til he cam to that tree, and ther they founde
Of floryns fyne of gold ycoyned rounde
Wel ny an eighte busshels, as hem thoughte.
No lenger thanne after deeth they soughte,
But ech of hem so glad was of that sighte,
For that the floryns been so faire and brighte,
That doun they sette hem by this precious hoord.
The worste of hem, he spak the firste word.
The Rap Version
...When he'd said his piece
The rest agreed, and the three friends hit the streets
And went to seek their destiny and provoke a confrontation,
In a drunken rage hoping Death would come and face them.
Their intoxication made them sure of their purpose
And fed the infernal furnace of their courage,
A kernel nourished by these three murderous wretches in denial.
Less than a mile into their quest to put Death on trial
They met this guy all wrapped in bandages:
An old handicapped man with disadvantages,
And the three friends examined his bleeding flesh
And demanded he tell them how he was cheating death.
Seeming perplexed the old man responded with soft words
And said, "I walk the earth like a creature God has cursed.
My lot is the worst and most desperate place to be;
I pray faithfully every day for Death to take me,
Waiting patiently, and someday he will arrive,
But in the meantime, until I die, I'm still alive."
In a burst of ill-advised pride, the first
Of the three rioters replied, "this guy
Is a spy, or worse!  I guess Death is his master
And gives him everlasting life forever after.
A benevolent benefactor perhaps to have protecting you,
But nothing gets a confession faster than weapons do!"
And stepping to this old man with mindless threats
They demanded he tell them where they could find Death,
"Find Death?" laughed the old man, "perhaps you will.
He lives under that tree on that grassy hill."
Ready to kill with their jagged-edged daggers drawn,
The three aggravated braggarts staggered up the lawn,
And without dragging on while the story is told,
Beneath the tree they found a bag filled with glorious gold.
The hoard was more than forty-fold their wildest dreams,
And they smiled like demons hatching violent schemes,
While the steam from their previous plan was dissipated;
They were so fixated on the gold it just abated.
The search for death was traded for work of greater urgency.
Now the worst of the three had the first words to speak...
 
 
 
     
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July 8, 2005

a letter from my son

     
  It's been two weeks since Tristan, my youngest son, left for Parris Island to for Marine Basic training. Today I received his first letter. Other than the heat, his biggest complaint is the quality of the food that fuels the recruits. If your inclined feel free to drop him a letter.

Vittorelli, Tristan S.
Plt. 3083 3rd BN M Company
Box 13083
Parris Island, SC 29905-3083

       

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


Tristan

     
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